Moron My Doves--

I want to name them Dave and Delilah, but I can't tell them apart!

I am advised by an expert that Delilah is the one who, when she takes flight, flips over and does a bellyroll to her destination.

The girls are the stunt pilots?  I am all OVER this!  But once they land, how am I to sort them out?  Never mind; I just think Delilah's the less fat one.

Comments

[Tad]

Hi Ron. Just a suggestion...to be biblically accurate, shouldn't Mr. Dove's name be Samson? Or, alternatively, Mrs. Dove's name should be Bathsheba if you want to keep "Dave." Your alliteration star-crosses two pairs of star-crossed lovers. Anyway, we have lots of doves around here and beautiful though they are, they are dumb as rocks. They are prone to make their nests near ground level in bushes, which makes them very vulnerable to cat attacks, so keep an eye out for where they make their nest. Love, Tad